Cartoon Caption Challenge: Witch Writers

by Inkygirl on October 29, 2009

in Cartoon Caption Contests

Cartoon Caption Challenge: Witch Writers

RULES: Keep it PG-rated.
PRIZES: No prizes – this is just for fun. Do check back to see what others have posted! If I use your caption & I make a bundle of money off the comic, then I’ll do my best to track you down so we can split the profit. :-) I reserve the right to not choose any captions; this does not reflect on the brilliance of your suggestions — I may just have found none fitted my personal style, or I may not have had time to properly pick.

{ 40 comments… read them below or add one }

deoris October 29, 2009 at 8:31 am

“She says she gets her best ideas while flying.”

Reesha October 29, 2009 at 8:56 am

“Does she always have to Twitter when we go places?”

@WandaW #flying #broomstick Flying over London. Beautiful this time of year. Thanks for the wagwort.

Reesha October 29, 2009 at 8:58 am

Determined that this year’s NaNoWriMo would be different, Wanda started writing at exactly midnight, even on her favorite holiday.

Reesha October 29, 2009 at 9:00 am

After haunting and cursing the right people, Margaret finally got her hands on the Apple tablet prototype.

Marisa Birns October 29, 2009 at 9:10 am

She’s looking for a new recipe. She says she’s bored of the eye of newt and toe of frog stew.

Carolina Valdez Miller October 29, 2009 at 9:17 am

If Bruhilda would just stop texting while driving, she might notice the high-rise she’s about to run into.

Tara Lazar October 29, 2009 at 9:27 am

I long for the good ol’ days when she would write “Surrender Dorothy” in the sky instead of on Facebook.

Terry Groben October 29, 2009 at 9:29 am

“Just follow Hilda. She has the GPS.”

fictionlimbo October 29, 2009 at 11:32 am

You’d think she wouldn’t have to look up the poison apple recipe every year.

fictionlimbo October 29, 2009 at 11:33 am

Ever since Helga downloaded Wicked for her Kindle, the gang hasn’t been the same.

Gloria Oliver October 29, 2009 at 11:37 am

She’s going to hit something one of these days if she doesn’t watch where she’s going…

Emma Newman October 29, 2009 at 11:52 am

“All this ’social media’ is making her so anti-social,” complained Grue. “I was hoping this new tandem broom might help, but no, off she goes on her own again, twittering.”

Ryan Hipp October 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm

” She’s just checking to see if this is a ‘dead zone’ “.

fictionlimbo October 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Screeching through the night, terrorizing small children . . . yea, there’s an app for that.

Trina Coen October 29, 2009 at 5:28 pm

“I wish she wouldn’t Hex and Drive.”

Amitha October 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm

An agent made the mistake of following her on twitter. Now she’s sending him a twitter query about her vampire/witch steampunk romance 140 characters at a time.

JodiLee October 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm

She’s never off that thing! We should just toss it in the cauldron!

Leigh October 29, 2009 at 8:56 pm

“She said she wanted to fix her skin condition before NaNoWriMo.”

Jewell Hershey October 30, 2009 at 10:06 pm

This is air traffic control…do you read me….what is your location?

Elissa October 31, 2009 at 8:15 am

She forgot to Tivo “The Wizard of Oz.”

BCB October 31, 2009 at 8:38 am

“I remember when being a king-maker meant more than an online game of checkers.”

Vicky Alvear Shecter October 31, 2009 at 8:43 am

This dependency on her “Spell”-checker has got to stop.

Janet October 31, 2009 at 9:22 am

Is she freaking Tweeting again? Brunhilda, nobody cares what flavor child you had for breakfast!

~or~

iWitch she would get off that damn thing!

Johanna Harness October 31, 2009 at 10:32 am

Halloween witching hour just isn’t the same since NaNo started.

Mackenzie October 31, 2009 at 10:55 am

“What is she doing on that darn phone again?”
“Apparently she just had a breakthrough in her NaNoWriMo story… why always on Witches Night?
“The two best friends of my heroine in my novel just died in a tragic broom accident. Those hags will never see it coming.”

Chris Abouzeid October 31, 2009 at 2:50 pm

“I heard the spell-check’s terrible.”

Reilly November 1, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Eyer since Hilda got that new iPhone her friends believe flying with just isn’t the same…

or

“Dang, she finally figured out you get better reception up here…”

Marylin November 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

“She always gets her best writing done on the commute.”

Vivra Beene November 7, 2009 at 4:19 pm

“She’s trying to turn her agent into a frog–says he hasn’t fulfilled the contract.”

Aubrey Z. November 8, 2009 at 5:37 pm

“She’s updating her facebook status to ‘The Wicked Witch of the West is gonna pwn some noobs tonite and get me some ruby slippers!”

Pin November 9, 2009 at 11:34 am

“Psst… what is she doing with that device?”
“I don’t know. she said she’s from the ‘tweety’ ages”

*beep* *beep* *beep*

Shalaka November 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm

“It’s her Elite frequent flier status. She gets free wi-fi whenever she flies.”

Rod November 9, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Her? She’s checking her frequent flyer miles.

Ann Elise December 4, 2009 at 6:52 am

“John reached out for Jane, just as the world exploded and everybody died. THE END.”

Just as Hilda finished the last line of her novel, she crashed into a skyscraper.

Keith December 18, 2009 at 10:59 pm

“Used to be one syllable in the wrong place and ‘Wham!’ – but now these new spell-checkers have taken all the fun out of witchcraft”

Sade December 29, 2009 at 8:12 am

Hilde, Agatha just text me and said….TAG, you’re it!

Keith January 14, 2010 at 5:55 pm

I’ve been tempted by a virtual-familiar myself – but apparently its buggy as hell!

Keith January 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm

“Yes and last night she blew me away on guitar hero!”

Keith January 14, 2010 at 5:59 pm

“I somehow think if the editor of Good Housekeeping could see her now, she would not get so many sales!”

Simone Keagle February 11, 2010 at 8:55 pm

“what happened to the good old days when witches used magic wands, not magic devices!?” said wendy the witch.

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