Cartoon Caption Contest #6 (Finished)

by Inkygirl on June 30, 2009

in Cartoon Caption Contests

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{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

Alison George June 30, 2009 at 10:45 am

Would you mind just signing my Kindle?

Liam June 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm

“Your teacher must have given you a lot of homework.”

John Lambert June 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Could you make it out to ‘Harold – My one true love’, please?

John Lambert June 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm

“Would you also mind signing the picture of you that I cut out of Playboy? It’s tucked under the back cover.”

Michael Emery June 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm

“It’s for my Mom. She loved your books when she was a kid.”

anon June 30, 2009 at 7:07 pm

Please make it: “To My Dear Husband — You should order pizza for the kids tonight. If they have mac-and-cheese for dinner one more time this week they’ll puke. Love, Mom”

Lindsay June 30, 2009 at 7:09 pm

“Don’t write in that book, silly. It’s already got words in it. It could do with some pictures, though. Maybe a puppy with a goofy hat.”

JM June 30, 2009 at 9:21 pm

It was when the young boy requested the signature be made out to his great-grandmother Alice that Sophie realized she had well and truly missed her target audience.

StacieLCM July 1, 2009 at 12:00 am

“And then my dad said that I should get you to sign my book because you might die soon and I’d be able to sell it on eBay for a lot of money.”

Vikas July 1, 2009 at 4:38 am

What are you thinking? Are you gonna ask me a hefty advance for signing?!

Vikas July 1, 2009 at 4:44 am

I hope your signature is legible. You know my friends tease me that I did it myself when they can’t read it! :(

John Lambert July 1, 2009 at 5:42 am

“Wow, no wonder you type all of your books…Your handwriting is sloppy!”

reege_lafai July 1, 2009 at 10:11 am

hahahahaha. Alison: I LOVE the first comment on here about the Kindle.

For Alice, the only thing worse than being compared with J.K. Rowling was being compared with Gilderoy Lockhart.

Bethany B. July 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Oh, I don’t want you to sign my book. I was just wondering if you knew Maurice Sendak.

Bethany B. July 1, 2009 at 11:29 pm

So many great options! My favorite is probably JM’s.

Guy July 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

“I didn’t like your ending, but I thought of a better one. Can you write it in for me?”

John Lambert July 5, 2009 at 10:05 am

“When I write in books with a pen, I get yelled at. Now I can show my dad that his favorite author does it too”

Lydia LeRoy-Williams July 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm

I could be a writer, I just don’t do it, it’s not that I couldn’t, I just don’t. Well, you know.

Simone Keagle February 27, 2010 at 11:10 am

you know, I bet you were a big hit back in midevil times!

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